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An angry baby bird with a parrot body confronts a worm-human while a UFO watches. Peak anxiety representation.
This chaotic scene perfectly captures the energy of someone who apologizes for existing while simultaneously being called "crunge." It's deeply relatable and deeply weird.
**Perfect for:**
- Overthinkers and chronic apologizers
- People who feel crunge (whatever that is)
- Anxiety humor enthusiasts
- Your most neurotic friend
**More Details**
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Never Stop Apologizing Bird Baby Worm Shirt
$29.99
This chaotic scene perfectly captures the energy of someone who apologizes for existing while simultaneously being called "crunge." It's deeply relatable and deeply weird.
**Perfect for:**
- Overthinkers and chronic apologizers
- People who feel crunge (whatever that is)
- Anxiety humor enthusiasts
- Your most neurotic friend
**More Details**
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |