Affiliate Program
EARN CASH WITH THE AI REGRETS AFFILIATE PROGRAM
Get Paid to Share AI's Mistakes
Turn your audience into income. Earn commissions every time someone buys through your link. It's simple: you share, they laugh, you profit.
HOW IT WORKS
1. Get Your Link
Sign up here and receive your unique affiliate link. Share it anywhereβsocial media, blog, SMS text, email, carrier pigeon, whatever works.
2. People Buy
When someone clicks your link and buys within 30 days, you earn a commission. No catches, no fine print nonsense.
3. Get Paid
Earn commissions on every sale. We pay monthly via PayPal and bank transfer. Minimum payout is $25. Easy money for easy work.
COMMISSION STRUCTURE
π― Standard Affiliate: 15% Commission
Perfect for customers who want to share and earn. Automatic enrollment when you make a purchase.
- 15% commission per sale
- 30-day cookie tracking
- Monthly payouts ($25 minimum)
- Free to join
π° Active Affiliate: 20% Commission
For serious promoters ready to make real money. Apply to upgrade by contacting our support after you've referred at least 10 sales.
- 20% commission per sale
- 30-day cookie tracking
- Monthly payouts ($25 minimum)
- Performance bonuses for 10+ sales/month
- Exclusive promotional materials
β VIP Influencer: 25% Lifetime Commission
For influencers we personally recruit. This is invite-only.
- 25% commission on ALL purchases (forever)
- Lifetime tracking - earn on every repeat customer
- No minimum payout
- Exclusive early access to new designs
- Custom discount codes
- Free product samples
- Dedicated support
Interested in VIP status? Contact us with your media kit.
WHY PROMOTE AI REGRETS?
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High Conversion Rates
Our designs sell themselves. Seriously. People see "MY EYE HAVE SEEN TO MUCH" and their wallet opens.
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Premium Products
Quality shirts, fast shipping, happy customers. Easy to promote when the product is actually good.
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Viral Content
Every design is a conversation starter. Your audience will share, tag friends, and buy. It's organic engagement gold.
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Universal Appeal
Everyone needs shirts. Everyone appreciates absurd AI mistakes and unhinged creativity. Your audience is our audience.
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Reliable Tracking
30-day cookies means you earn even if they browse first and buy later. We use industry-leading tracking tech.
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Monthly Payouts
No waiting around. Hit your minimum, get paid. Simple.
WHO THIS IS FOR
Content Creators
TikTok, YouTube, Instagram - if you make content, this prints money. Our designs are made for viral content.
Bloggers & Writers
Write about weird internet culture? AI? Fashion? We fit perfectly in your niche.
Email Lists
Got subscribers? They'll love these. One email = dozens of sales.
Discord/Reddit Mods
Community leaders with engaged audiences. Share in your server, earn commissions.
Anyone with an Audience
If people listen to your recommendations, you can make money with this program.
PROMOTIONAL MATERIALS
When you join, you get:
πΈ High-Quality Images
Product photos, lifestyle shots, mockups - everything you need for posts.
π¬ Video Content Ideas
Proven video formats that drive sales. Scripts, hooks, and concepts included.
π Ready-Made Copy
Captions, headlines, and descriptions you can copy-paste. We've done the work.
π¨ Custom Graphics
Shareable graphics optimized for each platform. IG stories, TikTok, Twitter - we've got you.
π¬ Swipe Files
Real examples of what works. See what top affiliates are doing.
π Performance Dashboard
Track clicks, conversions, and earnings in real-time. Know what's working.
PROGRAM RULES
Do:
- β Promote honestly and authentically
- β Disclose your affiliate relationship (it's the law)
- β Share on your platforms
- β Get creative with content
- β Tag us in posts (we'll share the best ones!)
Don't:
- β Spam or use deceptive tactics
- β Bid on our trademark terms in paid ads
- β Use your own link for personal purchases
- β Create fake accounts or engage in fraud
- β Misrepresent our brand or products
Violations = immediate termination and forfeited commissions. Play fair.
PAYMENT DETAILS
Minimum Payout: $25 (Standard & Active tiers)
Payment Method: PayPal and bank transfer
Payment Schedule: Monthly, around the 15th
Cookie Duration: 30 days
Commission Type: Per sale (one-time, except VIP tier)
Tax Reporting: US affiliates earning $600+ annually will receive a 1099 form. You're responsible for your own taxes.
PERFORMANCE BONUSES
Hit These Milestones, Earn Extra:
10+ Sales/Month: $50 bonus
25+ Sales/Month: $150 bonus
50+ Sales/Month: $300 bonus + upgrade to VIP consideration
Bonuses paid following month. Active Affiliates only.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Do I need to buy something first?
A: No! Anyone can apply for Active Affiliate status. Customers are automatically enrolled as Standard Affiliates when they purchase.
Q: How do I get my link?
A: Sign up through our affiliate platform. You'll receive a unique link immediately. Share it anywhere.
Q: Can I use my link on my own purchases?
A: No. Self-referrals are prohibited and will result in account termination.
Q: When do I get paid?
A: Monthly, once you hit the $25 minimum. Payments go out around the 15th of each month.
Q: What if someone returns a product?
A: If a customer returns their order, the commission is reversed. Fair is fair.
Q: Can I promote on paid ads?
A: Yes, but you cannot bid on our brand name or trademarked terms. Doing so = instant ban.
Q: How do I become a VIP Influencer?
A: VIP status is invite-only for influencers with significant reach. Contact us with your media kit if you're interested.
Q: Can I see my stats in real-time?
A: Yes! Your dashboard shows clicks, conversions, and earnings in real-time.
Q: What if I have questions?
A: Contact our support team by using our contact form. We respond within 1-2 business days.
READY TO START EARNING?
Two Ways to Join:
Already a Customer?
You're automatically enrolled! Check your email for your affiliate link or visit your affiliate dashboard.
Not a Customer Yet?
Apply for Active Affiliate status below. Approval is usually instant.
CLICK HERE TO APPLY NOW - IT'S FREE!
QUESTIONS?
We're here to help you succeed. Seriously. Your success = our success.
AI made the designs. We made them shoppable. You make them profitable.
Join thousands earning by sharing AI's mistakes and deranged creativity!