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A cow-mermaid hybrid smoking a cigarette delivers an important PSA: don't do drugs.
Ironic? Absolutely.
This philosophical masterpiece questions everything: life, spoons, marine biology, and substance abuse. The cow has udders AND a fish tail. There are no rules anymore.
**Ideal for:**
- Philosophy majors
- People who appreciate irony
- DARE program reunions
- Anyone questioning reality
**More Details**
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Lif Is But A Spoon Cow Mermaid Anti-Drug Shirt
$29.99
Ironic? Absolutely.
This philosophical masterpiece questions everything: life, spoons, marine biology, and substance abuse. The cow has udders AND a fish tail. There are no rules anymore.
**Ideal for:**
- Philosophy majors
- People who appreciate irony
- DARE program reunions
- Anyone questioning reality
**More Details**
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |