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A fluffy kitten sitting on pizza. That's it. That's the whole vibe.
This absolutely unhinged design pairs the most innocent creature with the most uncomfortable message. It makes no sense. That's why it's perfect.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter or horrified confusion. Usually both.
**Best for:**
- People with questionable humor
- Gifts that will make someone say "WHAT"
- Breaking the ice at parties
- Your friend who finds everything funny
**More Details**
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I Have TheHard Diarrhea Kitten Pizza Shirt
$29.99
This absolutely unhinged design pairs the most innocent creature with the most uncomfortable message. It makes no sense. That's why it's perfect.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter or horrified confusion. Usually both.
**Best for:**
- People with questionable humor
- Gifts that will make someone say "WHAT"
- Breaking the ice at parties
- Your friend who finds everything funny
**More Details**
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |