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Meet your new spirit animal: a depressed soda can with a human face.
This beautifully cursed design speaks to anyone who's ever felt like an empty vessel. The vintage illustration style makes your existential crisis look almost *classy*.
This shirt gets you on a spiritual level.
**Wear this to:**
- Therapy (your therapist will have questions)
- Family dinners (spark concerned conversations)
- Job interviews (assert dominance)
- Literally anywhere you want to make a statement
**More Details**
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
All My Hope Is Gone Soda Can Person Shirt
$29.99
This beautifully cursed design speaks to anyone who's ever felt like an empty vessel. The vintage illustration style makes your existential crisis look almost *classy*.
This shirt gets you on a spiritual level.
**Wear this to:**
- Therapy (your therapist will have questions)
- Family dinners (spark concerned conversations)
- Job interviews (assert dominance)
- Literally anywhere you want to make a statement
**More Details**
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |